Lost in Translation

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One of my favourite things when travelling is having a nose around the shops to see the kinds of weird and wonderful things on offer that you just don’t see at home.  I’ve had enough foreign friends gag over Vegemite and puzzle over a bottle opener made from Kangaroo testicles to know Australia is just as guilty of perversity as anywhere else on earth, but it still doesn’t quench my amusement when I come across those cultural gems that leave you scratching your head.

So it was with great delight that I discovered a “Train Shop” magazine in the pocket of my seat on this morning’s Shinkansen (Bullet Train) to Tokyo.  This is the kind of magazine that would be dangerous if it were available at home as there were just so many fascinating items I would be blowing my pay packet every month.

However, in amongst those items that have you questioning “Why hasn’t anyone at home thought of that??” there were some howlers.  I’ll apologise in advance to my Japanese friends out there, this is intended with the utmost respect and mutual enjoyment of our cultural divide.

What first caught my eye was this very useful utility skirt.  Wear it travelling, wear it gardening, wear it sitting on some stairs – it’s just that versatile!

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Get rid of pesky white part lines forever! Available in 3 handy shades.
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Hannibal Lector eat your fava beans out…
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Okay this one took me a little while but the racoon cartoon is even more hilarious once you realise that Toto is a toilet manufacturer and those little inset pics are shooting out water….yes it’s a handy fit-in-your-handbag, take-anywhere bidet!

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At first glance you may think this lady still hasn’t weaned, but in actual fact, she’s training her voice.  I’m not too sure how it makes you thrust your chest out as demonstrated, but hey, I’m willing to give it a go.P1020240

Wanting a new look but not willing to commit??  These nifty hats will make you the talk of the golf course!  The guy in the cartoon looks like he could do with the portable bidet, or he’s just used it.P1020241

Now this may be a huge cultural stereotype, but it never occurred to me that Japanese men might have similar problems to our more hirsute brothers….. A great innovation for those hard to reach places.
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Finally, the joke’s on me for this one.  I was convinced it was some type of waterproofing for your pillow and you could take your pillow out in the rain while all your friends got theirs wet…… ummm yes, they’re sandbags as my sister rightly pointed out. Apparently able to withstand even the most pointy of finger pokes.P1020239

I so wish I could order from the Train Shop from Australia, but it’s probably just as well – my poor postman would be groaning under the weight of utility skirts and portable bidets.

 

 

 

First Second Impressions

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It’s been 23 years since I was last in Japan as a wide eyed 17 year old and so much has changed.  And so much has stayed the same.

I no longer feel like a circus freak walking through a crowd. There seem to be some much taller Japanese people now and the locals seem to have become used to large foreigners in their midst – there’s nowhere near the amount of staring I experienced last time.  Of course, I’m a much different person than I was 23 years so maybe I just don’t care about the staring now!

But the things I loved about Japan then are still alive and well and delighting me all over again.

I love their unique fashion sense – no matter what you’re into, you’ll find a crowd to fit in with here, even if it is dressing like a bear.P1020106

I love the vending machines.  Each one is a little adventure of it’s own.IMG_4909

I love the crazy things you find on your table and you have no idea what to do with them.P1020079

I love the crazy things you see in shops and have no idea what they’re for.P1020119

I love the history, these guys have been uninterrupted for thousands of years – it’s staggering when you come from a country proud of 200 years.  Around almost every corner is another amazing piece of history that you won’t find in your guide book.IMG_5060

I love the plastic food.  Why oh why don’t we have plastic food???IMG_5209

I love the trees.  There’s just something really quintessentially Japanese about these trees.IMG_4993

I love the people.  At first I thought they were a little aloof, but this couldn’t be further from the truth.  I’ve found them to be excessively welcoming, friendly if you make an effort and always willing to help and my interactions so far this time haven’t made me sway from that opinion.IMG_5077

There are many others I could list, but these first few days in Japan have really reminded me why I fell in love with travel (and Japan) so long ago.  It’s been too long Japan, I’m looking forward to see what other reminders you can throw at me!IMG_5152IMG_5223

Going Batty in Cairns

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I must admit having more than a few moments of regret after we decided to stop in Cairns for a day on our way to Japan.  Cairns in the middle of summer is a hot and humid place to be and I enjoy heat and humidity about as much as a cat enjoys a cold bath. What were we thinking??

However, a day of rest and relaxation in the tropical north proved to be just what the doctor ordered after what had been a fairly stressful week.  After a lovely long sleep in, we wandered down to the Esplanade for brunch near the Lagoon – Cairns’ place to be on a hot summer’s day where you aren’t in danger of having a croc encounter of toothed kind.IMG_4841

Cairns is a lovely town still with old colonial buildings gracing the centre but what surprised me the most was the bats.  Yes, bats.  Smack, bang in the centre of town is a collection of trees with some very strange fruit indeed.IMG_4826

I could hear the shrieking from a few blocks away but it was only as we got closer we realised that all the brown things hanging from the branches were actually hundreds of Flying Foxes!!

We were very careful to close our mouths as we looked up to see all the foxy faces curiously peering down at us.IMG_4794
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After some time peering up at our foxy friends, we continued our wander through the town.  Although hot, it was nice to see such lush greenery everywhere.

Australia Day celebrations were in full swing with boys (oversized smurfs??) playing football,IMG_4859

people picnicking,
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and helicopter fly-by’s.IMG_4878

Our hotel pool was beckoning so we made the most of the sunny afternoon by taking a dip and enjoying the bottle of sparkling generously left in our room by the hotel – thank you Pullman Reef Hotel!IMG_4868

At sunset we strolled over to the Salt House, a great restaurant and bar on the harbour where we could enjoy a few cold ones as the light faded.IMG_4888

So despite suffering the hot and humid conditions, our stop in Cairns was a very relaxing start to our holiday.  Bring on Japan!

Tourist or Traveller : which are you??

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Tourist or Traveller : it’s one of those weird distinctions that means the world to one side of the coin, while the other side doesn’t give a toss or even realise there was a distinction in the first place.  Does it really mean so much, or is the key thing that we’re out and about experiencing the world?

I’ve spent my fair share of time abroad lumping around a backpack, wearing undies for the 2nd day in a row inside out, learning some local lingo from a crone on a bus with a goat, and dodging bed bugs in a two bit fleapit in the armpit of Central America.  I’ve also hired a chateau, a chef and a car and spent way too much on champagne (is that even possible??).

Do we have to leave??

Do we have to leave??

So what does that make me? Am I the intrepid traveller who rolls my sleeves up and grabs the world by the cojones, or am I the tourist that just timidly asks it for directions…in English?

It was sitting in a hostel in South America in the middle of nowhere after 4 months on the road that two 18 year old American girls in the Peace Corps posed this very serious and apparently profound question to me.

 

At first I was unsure how to respond.  ”I really don’t care” would have been too dismissive for these solemn youngsters but to buy into their “tourists are so pathetic and experience nothing” attitude also struck me as doing a great disservice to the many people who do actually make an effort to go out to see the world, learning a little something on the way. Even if it is on a tour bus.

 
Does it really matter how we expand our horizons? Is it more important that you know the best apotheke in Munich for fungal cream, or is telling a compelling story of steins and pork knuckle enough?

Isn’t what really matters the fact that we’re actually there : seeing, doing, interacting, contributing to local economies?  Even the most sheltered of tours will teach you something of where you are.

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So what do you think?  Are you a Tourist or are you a Traveller?  Or like me, do you just want time to speed up until your next trip :)

Happy Christmas and a Cracking New Year!

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Can anyone tell me where 2012 went??  Although I haven’t done quite as much travelling as I would have liked this year, it’s still been quite a year.

In addition to starting this blog, re-connecting with old friends and family, farewelling my Nana, having a column published in a national newspaper and helping finish a few bottles of champagne on occasion, I’ve been lucky to have had a few memorable trips this year : there was my 40th in Burgundy

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A weekend at Tangalooma watching whales and generally having whale of a time,IMG_2926

A last minute business trip to London,IMG_4334

A holiday holiday in Fiji,IMG_4652

and enjoying my own backyard.IMG_3418

I’m hoping 2013 will be the year I cross at least 5 things off my Bucket List and I’m off to a pretty good start with Japan in a few weeks!

Thank you so much to those of you who’ve come along for the ride, whether actually with me on my travels, or reading about it here – you’ve all made a difference!

Wishing you all the Happiest of Christmases and may 2013 be your best year yet!

Olivia x

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Bittersweet irony of being published

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Imagine my joy when I received the news that my entry into The Weekend Australian’s “Follow the Reader” column had been accepted and I was going to be published!

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It was just a silly little story about my even sillier Tragic 80′s 40th birthday party in France but it was to be published in a national newspaper and I was dead excited.

Obviously it’s an accomplishment that many have achieved before me, but I had all but given up hope since I’d sent in my submission 6 months ago and not heard a peep since.

I eagerly awaited the day my column would feature, and imagined the excited phone call from Mum, whose idea it was for me to enter and whom I hadn’t told I was to be featured.

The day arrived and I opened the newspaper full of excitement, only find my column re-written in the present tense, and shall I say, ‘condensed’.  Even though the story is my own more or less, it’s not really what I wrote.

And my Mum?  Well as it happens she hadn’t done her usual Saturday morning reading the paper ritual and I eventually had to ring her after lunch to tell her to look at the travel section.

So things didn’t really turn out as I had hoped or expected.  Can I really claim success when the end result was not wholly my own work? What do you think?

You can read my story in The Weekend Australian by clicking here.

My Not-So-White Christmas

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For years I had been dreaming of a White Christmas.  You know the kind – you buy your tree and decorations from an amazing European Christmas market, drink your body weight in Gluhwein and wake up on Christmas day to frolic in the freshly fallen snow.

So how was it that I found myself in the Falkland Islands on Christmas Day in the middle of summer, wiping Albatross poo out of my hair with not a skerrick of snow to be seen, or a sniff of Gluhwein to be had? My original plan for a White European Christmas had morphed into the ultimate ‘White’ of all Christmases – Antarctica.  I just hadn’t banked on being nowhere near the coveted ‘white’ on Christmas Day.

All the same, it was certainly a Christmas to remember.  The little farm on West Point Island in the Falklands was the first landfall on our 19 day Antarctic Cruise and we were excited to not only have survived the dreaded Drake Passage, but to be having our first up-close-and-personal wildlife encounter.

The farmer greeted us warmly even though we were clearly interrupting his Christmas and we proceeded to slog over hill, dale and prime sheep paddock to what can only be described as a cacophony of sights, sounds and smells.

West Point Island is home to a large breeding colony of Black Browed Albatross and Rock Hopper Penguins, and they certainly know how to make their presence felt!   The shrieks and cries could be heard even before the rookery came into view, not to mention the warm smell of birdlife en masse, but that still didn’t detract from our first view of thousands of birds perched on nests cascading down a rocky slope overlooking a wild sea.  

Albatross roosted on chimney-like nests cheek by feathered jowl with the penguins and aside from the occasional warning peck, they all seemed to just get along just fine.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Male and female Albatross bowed to each other in elegant mating rituals,

new parents took care of chicks with looks only a parent could love,
while penguins tipped their heads backed and squawked their lungs out trying to attract just the right kind of mate.

We slowly moved around the edge of the colony careful not to disturb the birds and trying to remember to close our mouths when we looked up at Albatross cruising effortlessly overhead.  In some places we were only metres away from the birds so my long lens was almost wasted (almost!).

To add to the drama of the day, a Striated Caracara (or Johnny Rook as it’s known locally) swooped in on the colony in search of unattended chicks, must to the consternation of the Albatross!  The Caracara is the world’s most southerly bird of prey so I guess it has to make a living somehow.

I could happily have spent the entire day marvelling at the incredible aerobatics of the Albatross and giggling at the poor penguins trudging up and down well worn paths to the ocean, but Christmas morning tea was beckoning and we were all invited into the farmers house to sample some of his wife’s incredible baking.  I had to tear myself away from the rookery but another feathered surprise was waiting for us near the farmhouse.

 

 

 

A Turkey Vulture had perched in a nearby tree and looked on balefully as we all scrambled to take his photo.  Seems like we disturbed his Christmas too.

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Our first wildlife encounter had been everything I had hoped it would be, and I reluctantly made our way back down to the dock to wait for our boat.

The only white that day was the brilliant plumage of the Albatross, the icing on the delicious carrot cake for morning tea and the unfortunate deposit on my head, but it was still a ‘White’ Christmas I will never forget.

To see more photos of the West Point Island Rookery, click here

Eclipsing even my own worst efforts…

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Today I took what are amongst the worst photos I’ve ever taken in my life.  It’s possible that a one legged blind man with only 2 fingers could have taken a better shot.

I started with high hopes, grabbing my camera as I raced out the door for work.  I knew I’d be in town in time for the partial solar eclipse and decided to stop for 10 minutes on the way to take a few shots.

And that’s where it all went wrong.

Taking shots of a solar eclipse is hard!  The sun was still so bright that even when I thought I had stopped down my camera enough, the first shot was still a blow out.

So then I went even further, using apertures I’d never thought I’d want or need, and knowing that my crop sensor camera was not built for this sort of punishment.

Hideous ghosting, flaring and all sorts of weird looks from construction workers wondering what on earth I was taking photos of ensued.

So this is it, my attempt at the solar eclipse that passed over Queensland today.  Next time I’ll just pop on stupid glasses and leave it to the experts!

I’ve Hit a Century!

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Cracked the ton, chalked up 100 : however you’d like to describe it, I was very exited today to finally have reached that magical milestone – 100 followers! Queue the fireworks!

And what’s more, my 100th follower was none other than my godmother and Aunt, so thanks Aunty Nola!

While I’ve long suspected that it’s really only my family and friends who are reading my ramblings (and pales in comparison with those of you who count your followers in the thousands!), I’m still pretty excited about hitting triple digits.

A very big thank you to all of you who’ve come with me on the journey so far.

Now if I could just get all you 100 to comment and recommend me!!! :)

Calling all travel bloggers – what’s your top Japan tip??

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Japan.  My last visit was when I was 17 and was quite possibly the start of my love affair with travel. I felt like I was an alien visitor in another world and it actually wasn’t until I returned home that I fully realised just how incredible it was.

Many, many (too many!!) years and miles later, I’m finally going back for the Sapporo Snow Festival in 2013 and will have some extra time to re-visit some places that I remember so fondly (Kyoto, Tokyo) and create some new memories (Snow Monkeys near Nagano, Miyajima).

Sleeping Snow Monkeys

Sleeping Snow Monkeys (Photo credit: Stuck in Customs)

But I’d really like to hear from YOU, all those travel bloggers out there passionate about sharing your stories, must do’s and tips.

What’s YOUR favourite memory of Japan???

 

 

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